Note to CMO: Snakes on a Plane Branding

Dear CMO: Just a short note today before I hit the road about this weekend’s biggest hit, Snakes on a Plane, and what it means for your branding. No, I have absolutely no intention of dissecting the ‘return on internet buzz’ metrics that thousands of my erstwhile peers and associates are lathered up about. Suffice […]


Note to CMO: A Good Story, Well Told — Screenwriting and Marketing

Dear CMO: Writing a compelling story is the inner game of marketing and, not surprisingly, it is often the exclusive realm of the creatives in your selected agencies. The client participates by scowling during the presentation, inquiring if the logo could be a bit bigger, and then picking the execution they think is the funniest. […]


Note to CMO: Marketing and the "No-Brainer Metric"

Dear CMO: Lots of water-cooler chatter from friends about the last post, specifically the point about the lack of a marketing no-brainer metric. Everyone with boardroom tenure has a metric, from sales to finance to operations to manufacturing. Marketing has to pay cash at the bar with their program specific ROI’s. Under less-than-scientific scrutiny, though, […]


Note to CMO: The Marketing Mea Culpa

Dear CMO: Marketing is dead. Ask anyone. The current business press and the vast community of marketing pundits are in lock-step agreement that marketing is dead. And buried. I understand from Booz Allen’s Strategy+Business that marketers’ skill sets are out of date, that the marketer of the future comes from a decentralized and team-based management […]


Note to CMO: The Branding Ride

Dear CMO: I was absolutely sure, about ten years ago, that the whole question of branding was divining where on the axis of freedom and fear you fell. You were aiming at one or the other. In a way, this is still true. You want to drive the XTerra because Lenny Kravitz is singing “Fly […]