Note to CMO: Why You Need the Washington Generals

Dear CMO: In our recent discussions on “thin ice” and positioning in general, it’s become evident that you can’t be “for” something unless you’ve got something else that you can conveniently be “against.” You can’t take a pro- “take pride in your beer” unless there’s a “beer not worth being proud of” out there potentially […]


Note to CMO: Of Tazers, Teens and Tantrums

Dear CMO: Can it be that only a short week ago, the world only just heard the now ubiquitous phrase, “Don’t Taze Me, Bro”? How time flies. The YouTubization of American culture ensures that any and every act committed in public will be captured on a cell phone camera or a camcorder and posted for […]


Note to CMO: Thin Ice and Killing Words

Dear CMO: Ready for a quiz? Pick a brand at random. Say its tag line out loud. Now, ask yourself whether any of your chosen brand’s competitors could walk up to the proverbial microphone and deliver that same tag line with just as much confidence and justification as your brand X did. Could they? Probably. […]


Note to CMO: iApologize

Dear CMO: What could you have done? Let’s see. You launched your product to great fanfare 10 weeks ago. And now – 10 weeks later – you have a lifetime’s worth of inventory gracing your warehouse shelves. What should you do? 1. Drop the price by $200 roughly two months after your launch, then give […]


Note to CMO: Writing “Killing Giants”

Dear CMO: We had a great series of conversations on how smaller companies or lesser brands can take out the giants in their industries a few months ago. It began as a one-off conversation which I named, “part one,” in a rather flip manner. In all honesty, there wasn’t a “part two” in mind at […]