Think of a game of chicken.
You remember the movie, Rebel Without A Cause, with James Dean? Two “youts” in stolen cars, driving headlong towards each other on a deserted road. The first one to swerve out of the way is the “chicken.”
Seems to be an odd choice of game theory played out in life, but that’s Hollywood.
This all works fine when everyone’s got the same skin in the game. But what if they don’t? What if one guy, for example, is riding a bike? What if the other guy is driving a tank? Asymmetrical games of chicken favor one person over the other. Same race, different outcomes.
So MINI USA, the “impossibly small” car, challenged Porsche to a road race in Atlanta. And Porsche – in a very articulate way, I must admit – declined. MINI says it’s not over. Porsche doesn’t care.
Why would MINI – whose biggest engine tops out at 172 horsepower – challenge a 620 horsepower Porsche to a road race? Given the likelihood of Porsche fielding a semi-competent driver on a course that favored a faster, more nimble car, it would be likely that Porsche would collect its 28,001st racing victory.
Because in our asymmetrical game of chicken, the MINI driver has a parachute.
If MINI loses, it’s all fun and games. It begs the question, “ah, but by how much?” And, “we’ll get you next time,” If Porsche wins, there is no glory. Of course they were supposed to win.
Of course, what happens – just think it through – if MINI wins?
OK, we understand why a dazzling upstart of a brand like MINI would tweak the nose of the conservative German car that defines high end performance. It’s a no lose situation for MINI. And there’s nothing wrong with having a bit of fun at the expense of your elders (and your former employer, as it turns out!).
So why would it make sense for Porsche to have said, “Ja. Warum nicht.”
The game now turns to “of course we won,” to “of course we won – and did you see by how much?” MINI has a road rallying culture. Porsche has a racing culture. MINI clubs the country over would see this as a marketing event. Porsche fans would see this as a racing event.
So Porsche could have viewed this as a marketing event, turning what was “fun” a moment ago to MINI into a very serious racing event.
Sure, Porsche should win. The question then becomes, “By how much?” Once Porsche has resoundingly won the race, it has an excuse to continue the conversation with everyone who currently owns a MINI or is even thinking about it. Did you know the Boxter lists for a little over $47,000? About the same as a MINI Cooper S?
Did you know that MINI sells twice as many cars in the US as Porsche does?
If you could steal someone else’s wallet and spend that money on your own marketing, this wouldn’t be a bad deal for Porsche.
Key Takeaways:
1. Porsche is supposed to say no. MINI is supposed to declare victory in mock surprise and let its vocal community trumpet Porsche’s reluctance. Chicken! This is a great reason to say yes. Because it mobilizes MINI’s community and gives Porsche a built-in audience to sample its absolutely awe-inspiring product.
2. Fight unfairly. Every chance you get. MINI is a marketing miracle. Porsche is a racing icon. By turning the tables on the marketer and making them take the race more seriously than they were planning, it plays to your natural advantages. Turn what was supposed to be a no-lose situation into a showcase for your brand – in front of an audience of potential buyers, no less.
3. Risk has rewards. Calculated bets can pay off handsomely. The tricks – there are 2 big ones here – is to take the race very seriously and fulfill our expectations by winning, and then show how Porsche fits in the lives of the sports enthusiasts within MINI’s culture as a viable next car. Finish well and turn this into the biggest piece of news that Porsche has in the US right now.
One last point. You just have to win. That’s all. By a lot.
Regards.
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great article, very well thought out. I have been tracking this a bit, really interesting marketing. as a former Porsche owner whose daughter has had a Mini for a couple years now, I can tell you that the Mini has some zip but no way it would win.
I agree though that this was never the point. Mini has pretty thoroughly embarassed Porsche already so to me this is reason enough to go ahead and race.
Did you see the thing about Mini flying a plane w/ a banner over Porsche HQ? Pretty funny. Looks like there not giving up quite yet –
http://jalopnik.com/5562928/mini-launches-air-raid-on-porsche-headquarters
JT: Thanks for your note – yes, I’ve driven both and while the MINI is a blast to drive, Porsche is Porsche. And I’d suggest that MINI has only embarrassed Porsche in front of its own MINI loyalists. I’m sure Porsche people are shaking their heads a bit and chuckling, as well.
And that’s the point. What happens when you call the joker’s bluff? What seam do you have to see that turns a minor social embarrassment into a big opportunity? MINI is a marketing entity. Porsche has a racing culture. How does Porsche turn this to their advantage? Sure, ignoring it is one avenue and probably the one they take (it’s also a conservative culture). But what could Porsche get out of this by saying yes?
That’s the thought process I’d like to see from Porsche. I’m sure they’ve had a few thoughts on this behind closed doors.
Porsche really should join the fun. Mini is doing some fun, creative stuff — flew a banner over Porsche HQ, made up some toys, etc. Love it.
http://www.facebook.com/MINIUSA?v=photos#!/photo.php?pid=218966&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=8285708220&id=100000385752167&ref=pf
Darren:thanks – appreciate your stopping by and commenting – you know, the thing is that Porsche should (and may be) thinking this through and deciding under what circumstances they would participate. If I were advising them, I’d say the following:
1. Change the rules: if MINI wants this race, Porsche will oblige them – under these conditions (which favor a 620 hp car and away from the described ‘MINI lovefest’).
2. Do it now: don’t wait for MINI to up the ante. Up the ante yourself. Seize control of the game.
3. Look at this as a marketing opportunity and decide what you want and how you plan to get it: if you could have the rapt attention of X thousand MINI enthusiasts, what would you do?
Let’s see what Porsche comes up with!
Thanks –
Nice article, but my opinion varies on a number of points:
First, Mini wanted to race a Cooper S versus a Carrera S, the latter being a 385 horsepower car. 620 horsepower is more likely referring to the Carrera GT, which was $440,000 new and no longer in production.
Second, Mini wanted to tilt everything about the challenge in their favor. They didn’t want to race ON Road Atlanta (where the Carrera S would have decimated the Mini); they wanted to race in the paddocks, where the front-wheel-drive Mini would have a huge advantage on what would have most likely been an Autocross track. The high cornering grip the Porsche would provide over the Mini would hurt it because you need to be able to slide the tail of the car around on an Autocross track. Heck, almost any lightweight front-wheel-drive car would beat a rear-wheel-drive supercar on an Autocross track.
Finally, Porsche already suggested a proper, sanctioned race on a real racetrack in their rebuttal. In my opinion, this is doing more damage to Mini’s cred than anything. Sure, the Mini faithful are all pumping their fists and hooting, but I think if everyone else isn’t rolling their eyes yet, if this continues, they will be. It was cute at first – now Mini’s just being obnoxious. And besides, Porsche vehicles are lusted after by enthusiasts and non-enthusiasts alike around the world – on the other hand, what kid dreams of owning a Mini one day?
Ryan: thanks for your points re the comparisons on car and track – this helps (a bit – still favors Porsche, but it’s a more leveled playing field!). I think you’re right about where it’s progressing, though. Jim’s last message didn’t really budge from the original challenge. I think if MINI wants to make some noise, they need to find a way to get Porsche to say yes – and that means try something new.
The MINI faithful will do what fans do, which is all great fun. I’m intrigued with what Porsche could do with this event.
And I’m with you on the Porsche lust point, above. I hit a telephone poll doing about 30MPH in a 911 as a young man (my father was driving – hit a patch of ice in suburban Washington DC) and have had the Porsche imprint, literally and figuratively, on me ever since. I do like the MINI, but it’s a different itch all together. (And I drive a ’01 Audi A6 2.7T, so I do like the topic!)
Thanks –
LOVE LOVE LOVE the last line of your post – “You just have to win. That’s all. By a lot.”
That sums it up for me too. Enough w/ the clever-clever marketing. Just saw this on the Porsche FB page, other Porsche owners are feeling the same:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lets-go-to-Road-Atlanta-and-shut-Mini-up/131010103593070
Billy: thanks for forwarding the link – yes, it comes down to doing the things expected of us, doesn’t it? Any time you’re “expected to say ‘no’,” it’s a great time to find a way to say ‘yes.’ As screenwriter William Goldman said, “give them what they want, just not the way they expect it.”
Thanks for your comment!
Great article…as a MINI owner, I have no preconceptions about my car being able to best a Porsche in most contests. At the same time, I love the sense of fun that MINI as a company projects, and I find it a bit of a shame that no one at Porsche could muster up a sense of humor enough to play along at least a little.
One question, though: Where on earth did you come up with the idea that a $47,000 Boxster lists for “About the same as a MINI Cooper S”? Presuming that we’re talking about US dollars, the Cooper S hardtop starts at $23,000 before options, and even the high-performance John Cooper Works model starts at $29,500, and it would be just about impossible to spec either of them all the way up to the price of the base Boxster.
Mike:
Thanks for your note! I agree, this shows MINI at its best – fun, irreverent, willing to mix it up a bit and always playing to the crowd. A wonderful brand and a great car, too! I’ve enjoyed my conversations with the people there and look forward to getting to know this brand better.
The only point I was making re the “about the same price” comment was that the Boxter and the S were the only points of overlap between the two brands – you can get a well appointed MINI in the $40K’s as well as a Boxster, which is why a few people in the comments suggested that this is what the race should be.
You made me laugh when you suggested that Porsche should get a sense of humor, though! I don’t know that this is something they’re known for.
Thanks for stopping by and commenting!
Regards.
You can buy not just a boxster,but a boxster S 987[2005-on] for the mid to upper 20,000’s. I just bought one with a set of 19″ BBS rims [5,100$ value] low miles [40,000] and it is as much fun to drive as any 911 or other sports car I’ve owned.It’s got way better value and resale than a Mini S of similar vintage or even newer.Mini values drop pretty quickly and to be honest once you’ve been driving rear wheel drive sports cars or all wheel drive you’ll not be happy with a front wheel drive. Porsche should step up and support this though as your points on free advertising are surely on point. Come Monday we’ll see. I’m hoping to make it to Road Atlanta.
Scott:
Thanks for your note and appreciate your input. We’ll see if Porsche shows up or not (my money would be on their not showing but having a few spies in attendance!).
Appreciate your stopping by –
I understand your concept, but the fact of the matter is Porsche is about prestige and a Mini is almost like a Ford Focus. Even competing against Mini would be putting Porsche into the same category as a regular car. That’s why Porsche did not even entertain this idea. It does not matter about who wins or loose, but it is about the perception of your brand. So in my opinion, I think you are wrong. It would be like comparing a Mustang Vs. Ferrari.